make me feel alive


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why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

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my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.


i want to talk to you but i don’t want to be annoying do you see my problem


*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*


*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*


its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

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